Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

I smiled so big that

My hair fell out!

My head feels funny

Please keep the jokes down!

 

Yes I tried to die it.

I can’t deny it.

Are you laughing at this joke?

Do you really buy it?

 

Some way, somehow

My head

I lost its touch

So curly and soft

Now as bare as the Earth

 

I guess we just gotta laugh

And let go a little more

If I run my fingers through YOUR hair

That will settle the score!

 

Baldness is beauty

Some strands are OK

There’s someone who’s smiling

At least I’ll never go gray!

 

 

 

 

 

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