Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

Only when they’re watching……

Established.

 

 

When someone smart doesn’t like you, what does that make you?

 

 

 

A romantic saga!……only continues.

 

 

 

We are affected by the rejected.

 

 

 

I’m just telling the Truth, so when I’m done I care about it less.

 

 

 

No more assassinations of true character.

 

 

You are a distraction and my passion.

 

 

 

Halloween and Valentine’s Day

 

Dear Sweetus,

I must not admit

That I’m obvious.

Boo! I love you too!

 

My funny valentine,

There’s nothing like the sun.

What night are you washing your hair?

Meet me there.

 

 

My plastic petal,

How did you nose?

I ran around the Rosie,

And I got realistic.

 

 

Oh best dresser,

How do you fend off

The aggressor?

Does the sound of music

Return you out of your body?

The girls I never need to know

Surround your lilies

Like the valley

Of hoes.

 

 

 

Hey Player!

I dine with yellow teeth tonight

My hat is bright violet

With a leopard piece

Skin tight.

Sex is only half my appetite.

 

 

 

 

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