Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

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  • The colored nuns say Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Da doo! But you won’t go away  I can ask even the President  Mr President  To scare you away  But you like these bits, eh?  The sound of you  Singing in the choir  Whilst kneeling in the pew Below the lovers Wondering if Hesus is really dead  Or…

  • You’re as dumb As the Goof Troop Captain. I’m waiting to giggle To pull the trigger Make no mistake, banger! This is a poem that doesn’t rhyme It’s not my fault That your life doesn’t either. But you as the trigger And you there, the swigger The lynchpin and the rope That’s for you, not…

  • Drawn faces in the swamp Some found Some lost In blood Nothing to loose again Once the core is shook. Make sure you’re mandated To keep being stalked, And a corny night of poesy For All! And again Your fantasy Sucks! Mine took all the ducks!

  • Agent Poems Galore, over here! Good morning, Viet-Mom! I shall report to I.O.U. That the C.I.A. and the How-Do-You-Do Are all-in-one and All In Cahoots. So, shoo!

  • Telling the piteous Mr. T And His, triumphs. Ahem, Are you telling me You are not involved When one of you Fucks up? The same. So, Telling the pities What else…………

  • From out of the Past, You, the stimulus Have the effect of making women Project onto you (fearful scenarios). Women are competitive And can be vindicated. I, worried (struck) from the actions/reactions Of the Present Moments’ others Call on the Indifference of Mr. Eliot, please! As to Rise from the future scenario That can imply…

  • She’s been fucking around, Don’t worry. She’s clean She a freak! She’s not done She missed a damned spot. Her head won’t leave you Alone Her head Will spin Around you, Arousing Salem’s Lot. For the smart boys, Who don’t know shit, She Knows a lot.

  • In detention… Look here! I love your AssHole, too. I’ll only do what I want, Too…

  •                   –for Shell Silverstein Hey! She puts ash on the floor She’ll clean 👌 with her feet! Here’s a jig for the Black Robes And the people she’ll meet! Hey! What? I didn’t know, That Urkel, yes, Has an effect! At least We do And Borrowing Time Is a Test! For those who deny this,…