Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

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  • I was dancing With nobody I knew   I was uncomfortable Because you were that same way, too.   There was a long song Between me and you   If we could have danced It’d be all over, through     If I dance The Earth throws us up   I grow up To not…

  • I will get sooo much criticism I won’t even hear it! 

  • Getting picky with it! Fine, but I’m the vulnerable part of his mind. I have to do this like a cow  .  And a telepathic horse, too. But don’t call me a fraidy cat!   

  • You’ve only seen me in the museum, love. 

  • The Incredible Heaviness of Your Presence  The logical result. I went crazy.  Why can’t we be happy then? I can’t detect either or. 

  • The man who mistook his wife for a hat walked into a bar. Why wouldn’t my wife look like a muppet? He asked. The barmaid replied: Because, honey, suffering simply is. Don’t misunderstand, please. Why wouldn’t she? 

  • A bitcoin pencil set for your love to write a word salad.  I’ve crossed referenced everything except what exactly it was I wanted. You wanted me and did everything to get me and you got me.  I’m werewolfing. 

  • Simply drink my drink and eat my food. That’s all you have to do. I went crazy.  Trigger food. And Winnie the Pooh, too.  I am the Vampire  of Fun .  You did both?  I have the power to be a Renaissance woman.   You fucked up. 

  • Snippets of piss with sprinklers part 2. If it’s nasty I’ll do it. You know me. Thou art the one who abuseth the light.  Wake up! Look what I did for you in the bed! Wait, get my phone . It’s on autocorrect!  How did thou art get on the text? Are you checking my phone? …