Muscle Poems

I don’t want

To read poems all day.

But, to my lazy bums

I have so much to

Request.

Usually, I cannot do anything

But be

At your behest.

So fix my television

Join me in my nest

To contemplate and rest

What else

I need you to do

When I call on you,

Again,

Fix my television

But get away from the tubes

I don’t want any babies

For God’s sakes

I have you.