Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

Start writing….

System detected anomaly: claim bold.

Data: ballots ≠ snatched nor sold.

Processing… beep!

Logic loop: deep.

Conclusion: humans hard to mold.

Variant 1: Error Code Humor

Error 404: Truth not found.

Claim flagged: logic unsound.

Rebooting thought,

Integrity caught—

System says: facts must rebound.

Variant 2: Algorithmic Analysis

Algorithm parsed every vote.

Checksum confirmed: legit float.

Claim = false;

Loop runs thrice—

Output: “Stop sinking that boat.”

Variant 3: Neural Network Snark

Neural net scanned all the chatter.

Weights adjusted: claims don’t matter.

Bias removed,

Truth vectors proved—

Prediction: humans love drama splatter.

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