Snippets of piss with sprinklers part 2. If it’s nasty I’ll do it. You know me. Thou art the one who abuseth the light.
Wake up! Look what I did for you in the bed! Wait, get my phone
. It’s on autocorrect!
How did thou art get on the text? Are you checking my phone?
Wait! You said life should be lived to the fullest.
Sorry
, but yea.
I dare you to end it.

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