Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

Tuck me in, please

Because I am tuckered out!

Do it soft or you’ll

Squeeze my life out!

You see, I’m surely tired

And never been more

So if you do it fast,

I’ll get a bed sore!

 

I think I can sleep.

School’s out for a week.

I’ll never wake up to a tinier peep.

It’s only a week

So I’ll do my homework.

I’ll pray and I’ll lay

‘Til I snore all the more!

 

I read Huck Finn

So I need a tuck in

Ex-squeeze me!

But I said to come in.

Kiss me and hold me

Tell me a story

And guess what………!

I love you too!

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