Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

As I lifted weights

My hair grew back!

Those muscle curls though

Almost broke my back!

 

I had to think

So I squeezed my head

It almost popped

When my face turned red!

 

Long and shiny

Headed for healing

No longer balding

But my arms were bleeding!

 

Lifting my face into a smile

Made my hair grow thick

And something wild.

 

Strong with might now

Determined to grow

I knew I could heal it! Though,

These doctors don’t know

If they can’t tell you the truth

The future is yours.

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