Muscle Poems

Revenge of the Heard

By and by a woman who writes love poems to men

                  –for Shell Silverstein

Hey!

She puts ash on the floor

She’ll clean 👌 with her feet!

Here’s a jig for the Black Robes

And the people she’ll meet!

Hey!

What?

I didn’t know,

That Urkel, yes,

Has an effect!

At least

We do

And Borrowing Time

Is a Test!

For those who deny this,

It’s time to confess.

Hey!

Here’s the jig,

And there’s the rub

On the floor with your feet

And a scrubby scrub scrub.

And. It’s Done!

And Time,

Well,

Is Up!

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