Muscle Poems

 

I planned cool things, boy!

Standing ovation coming my way!

 

 

We should talk on the phone!

       I don’t trust that.

We should do it anyway!

      Then stop that!

But you can’t tell!

      I’ll do that!

 

Let’s have a crackaccino!

       I adore you!

I’m gonna let you.

       Sip it!

Let’s put our finger on it!

      Then commit it!

I gotta tell ya!

      What?

We’re in it.

 

Well…..how did I get here?

 

I planned cool things, boy!

Standing ovation coming my way!

 

I made a plan sandwich.

        Then eat it!

It’s got a lot of salami!

          Then whip it!

You’re talking a lot.

           Then say it!

I’m gonna walk it of.

           Then beat it.

 

What’s my number?

         I forgot it!

Wanna talk about it?

          I rather not.

I’ll go to that crackpot!

      I suggest you go straight

       To that rock

        And hit it!

 

I plan cool things, boy!

Yea, alright, I dig it!